woop, it’s a good feeling to look at old up to current selfies and think “I look adorable in all of these, I’d fuck me.” …but sadly looking at my last years drawings i’m like “Ick I can’t believe I thought that looked good”
WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE WITH YOUR EXACT INTERESTS BUT YOU’RE TOO SCARED TO TALK TO THEM
- travel size for your convenience
- does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
- will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
- got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
- it’s 90% fuzzbutt
- it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
I feel like I have posted this before, but it’s astounding that people are always not only evaluating Barbie on her body image, but associating her with being stupid.
No mate, Barbie is amazing. She’s a fabulous role model for girls. She has (a variety of) successful career/s, owns all her own shit (the house, car, horses etc) AND she did it while being totally feminine and embracing stereotypically feminine colours and traits (femininity =/= weakness), she has a functional long term relationship with a fucking babe, a strong family unit and it makes her HAPPY.
So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out
"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."
the only card i will ever send
#no one throws shade like a goth
I like how Danny’s just like “You and your beret disappoint me, Tucker”
and then she proceeded to be the best player in the game
do you remember that?
i remember that
selling a pocketful of crowns while hats are on premium
this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing
why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t
Because you’re right
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
the poem is by merrill glass and this is the source for the art!!